Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Hey Chad Knaus, You Should Take Up Drinking

Chad contemplating his plans for his six race suspension.
Next time you think about cheating in NASCAR, you should just take up drinking.

I'm serious. Go grab a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and get hammered. Then, and this is the best part, get behind the wheel of a car and start texting people. But you have to wreck into someone. Trust me Chad, you should do that long before you think about building a car with a C-Post .01mm out of spec.


Cause NASCAR won't suspend you for getting a DUI, blowing twice the legal limit, and wrecking while texting. Just ask this guy...

Micheal Annett, is thinking, "Thank God I only got a DUI. I can keep racing!"
So, Mr Knaus, if you don't want a six race suspension, just get a DUI. You'll get to race the rest of the year without a single race off.

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